How To Wink Like A True GentlemanWritten by Danjaye
*winkity wonk wink*
In this document, I will teach you how to expertly produce a wink. It is actually quite simple. You begin with a wink, then a wonk. Then a winkity wonky wonk. Afterwards, you do a few more winks and wonks until you produce a winky wink. Over time, the wink upgrades to a wonkus, which moves on to a winker.